did you call shotgun?

you've likely "stumbled" across this blog because i sent you the link.  so for whatever reason, i think you're a person who falls into one of the following categories:

1. you like me and it doesn't matter what i write - you'll read it anyway
2. you might agree with me, which i always enjoy
3. you might think it's funny...funny funny or funny strange or often both at the same time
4. it might make you feel better about your life, mostly because i often complain and carry on about my first world tribulations
5. you're not easily offended

this blog isn't going to serve any specific purpose or do anything amazing for humanity, so if that's what you're into, i recommend you check out the red cross website or something.  this is going to be a stream of consciousness sort of blathering drivel, which i'm really good at.  it'll probably be weird, because i have strange thoughts and weird friends with other strange thoughts.  i like weird, quite frankly, because boring is not my thing.  look at me, i'm already blathering - TOLD you.

so read this if you want.  share it if you want.  please comment (if you agree with me) if the spirit moves you. i'll be having lots of nothing to say using as many words as possible here.  it'll be a super time waster.  come on...you know you want it.